Thing Longifier

The Thing Longifier is a device invented by Will Hough which is used to longify things. It is very brown because a manufacturer slipped and knocked the brown dial on the thing longifier machine, making it unsatisfyingly brown.

Will Hough tried to pitch the product to the Dragons on the set of Dragon's Den, but they refused to take him seriously because of the brown.

It was later discovered that the idea of the Thing Longifier was stolen from Mr. Brown Stock. Patrik proposed that they replace it with the Thing Rectifier.