Santa

Santa first appeared on the Christmas special of the show. He came down to the studio with his reindeer: He came to Southampton to give the gift of Communism to the good children and the curse of capitalism to the bad kids. It was at this point that it was clear that it was not Santa, but in fact The Russian Pope posing as Santa.
 * Rudolph (who was eaten in the winter)
 * Dasher
 * Prancer
 * Vixen
 * Belarus
 * Uzbekistan
 * South Sudan
 * Tuesday

Santa later appeared on the show to give the gift of literature to all the children. Will saw that it wasn't Santa, but in fact J. K. Rowling in three wheels of Edam.

Santa then called into the studio and shunned the impostors for going against show regulations. Will complimented him on his intimate knowledge of radio regulation. Santa promised to bring knowledge about the regulation of radio to people under the age of 18. Will knew something was up and starting doing something that is inappropriate for radio, at which point Santa was revealed to actually be Ofcom.

Santa then entered the studio and promised to give the presenters a lack of witches for Christmas. After making a reference to the 1700s, Patrik deduced that it was Paul Pomroy. He was incorrect. Later, it was revealed that it was actually the Witch Finder General pretending to be Santa.

Santa then came into the studio and had a conversation with Jerry the Northern Lobster, but the smell of rotting flesh allowed Will to conclude that it wasn't Santa but was, in fact, Michael Jackson posing as Santa. The Witch Finder General then set Michael Jackson's body on fire after suspecting that he was undead.

Then Santa entered the studio and was interviewed by Will. Santa told him that his favourite place to go is vertically down South - Hell. It was at this point that Patrik's cover was blown and he admitted that he had been hiding in a wheel of Edam, pretending to be Santa.

Patrik then introduced Santa, but it turned out to just be the Reoccurring Gag.

Santa then called into the studio with a very musical voice that wasn't decipherable to anyone except Patrik, who was interviewing him. Soon, though, Cameron and Patrik noticed that it was actually Daft Punk pretending to be Santa.

Santa then came bursting into the studio promising decadent gifts for the Christmas kids, including tiny omnipotent ice-creams. Then Cameron noticed that it was Detective Pikachu pretending to be Santa. But then, he came clean and took off his face, revealing that he was actually Paul Pomroy.

At the end of the Christmas special, Santa appeared in the distance. Will spotted that it was actually The Concept of the Passage of Time pretending to be Santa.