The Aviation Podcast

The Aviation Podcast is a podcast about aviation and spaceflight. It is hosted by Squiggles B. Jordan.

The Wrong Brothers Episode
The Wrong Brothers were a collection of men who went out on voyages. They invented the One Flyer in 1823 (probably), on which they made their first voyage. This episode was co-hosted by historians Fantasy Galanking and The Invisible Man and was sponsored by Bear Wings.

The Wrong Brothers originally used lab coats as parachutes. They attached propellers to them to fly, but they failed.

The Wrong Brothers then invented the time machine, a.k.a. the clock. They also invented the clocktopus, a device for telling the time when you're underwater. It was a regular clock with 8 hands and a beak.

They then invented the Saturn Very Rocket, which was a big stick with either one or five big propellers. They used this rocket to go into space, via Shoreditch. Once in space, they ate a lot of aliens. Only one of the Wrong Brothers returned, as the other one had eaten himself.

He recruited another brother and they travelled left from Earth. They ate all but 9 of the aliens. These 9 aliens returned to Earth, where they originated, and formed the Bee Gees.

They then set off to the fringes of the Sun, but didn't make it. So, instead they headed for the Daughter. This was in a new craft, Jupiter's Ring which was colloquially known as Turnip Juice. It was designed for finding out who the Fathehr was. They took eleven siblings into the somewhat edge of the rim of the ring around the planet Jupiter. They didn't find the Daughter there, so they left Jupiter's orbit. They then entered the galaxy of Birmingham.