The Death Burger

The Death Burger was a burger that was created by Patrik after answering questions on a BuzzFeed quiz entitled 'We Can Tell When You Will Die if You Can Make Your Own Burger'.

Ingredients

 * No bun
 * Catholic Beef slab
 * Presidential Montgomery Jack cheese (on the side)
 * A lack thereof spinach
 * Fre sha voca do
 * Mayo and ketchup (but without the mayo) a.k.a. ketchayo or metchup or mayochup or ketchowie
 * Another Catholic Beef slab

Outcome
After choosing the above ingredients, it was calculated that Patrik had 39 femtoseconds to live.