The BBC Ancient Greece Investigation

The BBC Ancient Greece Investigation is a show about Ancient Greek myths on the BBC. It is presented by Derek Bum and Oliver II and his child Bag of Sand. They were later joined by the expert Pendleford Forthington.

Theseus and the Minotaur
It's set in Greece. Theseus was walking around town when he heard that there was a great maze and something about wool. He jumped on a boat and sailed from one part of Greece to another part of Greece. He arrived at the maze and there was a bloke outside the maze. The bloke said, "Oi, mate. There's a big old Minotaur in here, but in the middle there's something, like, dead cool."

Theseus said, "Aw that's rad," and entered the maze. He grabbed some wool and stapled it to a tree with a praple (a primitive staple). He stumbles upon the Minotaur and then some stuff happens. He stabs the Minotaur. He finds the middle and finds something really rad. He winds the wool back up and exits the maze.

Outside the maze, he jumps on a ship and sails back. His dad is on a cliff and seas the boat and jumps off the cliff and drowns.

The Tragedy of Persephone
A man on a small island of the coast of Greece, named Alendria, gets boat to a larger island in Greece and encounters a large sea monster. Everybody on the ship dies.

Odysseus and the Big, Big Cyclops Minotaur
There was a Minotaur who went by the nickname Cyclops. He could only speak in Latin Synth. He was also a Radio 3 presenter. This was set just off the Western island of Eastern Southern Northern Greece. He crossed the seventeen-and-a-half seas of Western Eastern Wales. He was addicted to Schrodinger's Brown Bean Juice and ran out of brown beans.

Luckily for him, there was a small shop at the top of a tree called Odysseus's:. Odysseus offered to sell the Minotaur some brown beans for two Denari sixty. The Minotaur only had eighteen Denari on him, so instead offered him 17.3 recurring Rupees. Odysseus said he wouldn't accept that, but instead would accept his first born child.

At this point, Odysseus had to rush outside to turn off his seaweed car's alarm. He came back into the shop and accepted the Minotaur's first born child.