Oliver II

Oliver II is an expert of Ancient Greece. He appeared as a co-presenter on The BBC Ancient Greece Investigation with Derek Bum. Unfortunately, he had to bring his child, Bag of Sand, onto the show as he couldn't pawn it off.

His book of memoirs is titled Daddy.

Bio
Oliver was a plumber from Shoreditch who stopped paying child support money to his ex-wife. He went to Bromwich (which is North of Shoreditch) and found a funny-looking device on the ground which looked a lot like a flesh lantern. It was actually a letter from Tim Cook, the CEO of Apple UK and US.

The letter read: "Right, so you're reading this letter and this is a genuine cry for help. Please send help." Oliver took this to mean that he needs to buy some food immediately and eat it and feed it to his other child.